I have a number of black colored clothes. Yesterday I was wearing a substantial amount of black: my socks, my pants (and underpants), my shirt, and my jacket – all black. Oddly enough, none of them matched. Each article of clothing had a different black. The socks were kind of green, the jacket kind of purple… you name it and something didn’t seem exactly black, at least not when compared to the other blacks. Why can’t black be black? I felt so uncoordinated!