Yesterday I moved my cell phone from my left pocket to my right pocket (switching positions with my keys).  This will be its new permanent pocket location (until next rotation). I’m doing this to help prevent cancer in my left thigh.  I’m thinking that the time it spends in my pocket against my leg greatly increases the chance of a cell phone-shaped tumor appearing on my thigh.  By moving the phone to my other leg for a while, I can better distribute the cancer-causing cell beams to the other leg which doesn’t (yet) have the same dangerous level of exposure.

It’s been a little tricky remembering to use the other pocket whenever I need my phone or keys, but I think as of this morning I have it 83.7% down!