Posted by: icagirl on: April 29, 2008
Throw away all of your household cleaners. Throw them all away and buy Vodka. This will greatly simplify cleaning day. It means that at no point in time will you ever have more than one bottle of cleaner to contend with during your cleaning, and as a bonus, cleaning time will be TONS more fun (if slightly more dangerous).
The best way to use Vodka as a cleaner is to put it in a spray bottle without diluting. Spray it wherever you’d spray other cleaner and… clean away grime, mildew, mold, dirt, whatever. Vodka kills things (bees, wasps, flies, glue bonds) and makes them clean (and if you buy a flavored Vodka, makes them smell pretty too). I don’t know why I continue to drink it as I know it’s really poison in a pretty bottle. Ignoring that fact, Vodka is awesome in many ways, outside of cleaning, just as a household handyman-type-thing. Adding Vodka to shampoo is beneficial for your hair and scalp, as it cleans and brightens hair better than shampoo alone, but be forewarned that your conditioner needs to smell really pretty or people will think you’ve got a drinking problem simply because of the smell.
Vodka treats earaches, dandruff, foot odor, poison ivy, and many other health problems. I could go on and on about the benefits of Vodka. But, I won’t. Tip noted.
April 30, 2008 at 12:23 am
Why clean with Vodka when you can drink it? I don’t understand.