Two hours after having arrived at work, I realized I am not in work clothes and I don’t remember showering this morning. 

I ordered $1,000 from the bank and sent it to the wrong person.

I accidentally e-mailed a member of the Board a question meant for the Store downstairs, complete with ridiculous clip art.

I was at the mall during my lunch hour.  I tried to change the music playing in Nordstrom by pressing a button on a nonexistent iPod.

My day is my own creation.